almaz
08-16-2006, 06:47 PM
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
and says hello to him. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
and says hello to him. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."