akumavern
01-28-2007, 01:34 AM
I heard this one at a bar one night...it's actually kind of wierd, but true.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Put an axe in his face!
Or, there's a better joke about a kid that goes into a brothel...I can't remember the punch line though....
Wait, I just remember it...So this kid walks into a brothel carrying a dead frog on a leash, he asks the Madame to give him the nastiest whore she has...she's looking at this ten year old kid and wondering if she should call his parents, when he throws down $1000...so she obliges him, she gives him the chick with AIDS and herpes and crabs....Kid goes in, has sex with her everywhich way, trying to contract something. After he's done, he's walking out and she asks him, 'So why did you want to have sex with the filthiest girl I had?' He looks at her and says...well. My parents are going out to dinner tonight, and they're going to get me my babysitter that likes little boys. So she's going to have sex with me. When my parents get back, my dad will take her home and they'll have sex. When he gets home from dropping her off, he'll sure have sex with my mother. In the morning when My dad leaves for work and I leave for school, the UPS guy will come by....
And He's The Fucker That Ran Over My Frog!!!!
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Put an axe in his face!
Or, there's a better joke about a kid that goes into a brothel...I can't remember the punch line though....
Wait, I just remember it...So this kid walks into a brothel carrying a dead frog on a leash, he asks the Madame to give him the nastiest whore she has...she's looking at this ten year old kid and wondering if she should call his parents, when he throws down $1000...so she obliges him, she gives him the chick with AIDS and herpes and crabs....Kid goes in, has sex with her everywhich way, trying to contract something. After he's done, he's walking out and she asks him, 'So why did you want to have sex with the filthiest girl I had?' He looks at her and says...well. My parents are going out to dinner tonight, and they're going to get me my babysitter that likes little boys. So she's going to have sex with me. When my parents get back, my dad will take her home and they'll have sex. When he gets home from dropping her off, he'll sure have sex with my mother. In the morning when My dad leaves for work and I leave for school, the UPS guy will come by....
And He's The Fucker That Ran Over My Frog!!!!